Bumper Stickers and Terrorists: Name a More Iconic Duo

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 10/26/2018 at 11:37 • Filed to: Ban Bumper Stickers, Florida Man

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FBI officers arrested a South Florida man for mailing bombs to reporters and politicians this week, and his van is covered in bumper stickers. Because of course it is.

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TheTurbochargedSquirrel > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:40

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The number of bumper stickers on a persons car is inversely proportional to the mental stability of that person.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:41

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Of course the town is called Plantation.

Spaceball-Two > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:42

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Was anyone really surprised it was Florida?

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:47

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50-year-old white male in Florida.

I’ll just leave that there.   

OmerCarrothers333 > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:51

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I grew up in Florida. Everything bad about Florida and “Florida Man” is true. It’s so fucked up there I once told someone I moved California “to get away from the weird.”

scoob > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:52

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TO HELL WITH MIDDERMS

REMBER PERL HORBER

Tripper > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:53

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:54

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lol i saw that on facebook and one of these right wing followers made the comment “in 44 years of driving i have never seen a car with a political bumpersticker” im like really? thats a bold face lie to drum up some conspiracies  

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:55

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Enhance..Enhance..Enhance..

Florida Man™ Right wing terrorist is a Trump supporter?! I AM SHOCKED I SAY! SHOCKED!

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 11:55

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Another photo from Twitter that alleges to be the same van. I like the targets on some people. They are both Chevys....

WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 11:56

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Who drives a white van covered in bumper stickers.

I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 11:56

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Let’s call him by his new title- The MAGABOMBER

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:00

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Anyone who drives a Chevrolet should be jailed.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:03

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Um, that’s a Honda Odyssey ... The transmissions in those sucked , BTW...

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/26/2018 at 12:03

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So I’ve been told...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:03

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Steve Bannon drives a Volvo.

fintail > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:05

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The whatabouters in the basket are going to have a fun time trying to deflect away from this.  

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:06

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I completely refuse to accept the authenticity of these sticker-on-the-van pictures until independent confirmation, b ecause it’s too significant a development to take at face value. I’ll let the media and the pols machinate over it for a day or so and see what oozes out.

ttyymmnn > fintail 10/26/2018 at 12:06

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Not at all. Clearly, this is a Left Wing Operative who has dressed up to try to sway the midterms. Duh.

adamftw > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:07

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*cry emoji

nermal > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:07

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Get that fake new BS outta here.

Those are window stickers.

THERE IS NO BUMPER. I DIDN’T SEE A BUMPER. WHY ARE YOU MAKING RIDICULOUS CLAIMS ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS WHEN THERE IS NO BUMPER?!?!?!?!?!

fintail > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:10

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It might even be simpler.  The Deep State ™ placed the stickers on the van of a dangerous librul community organizer type in order to further their false flag agenda.  It’s all a bunch of fake news from CNN and the FBI.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/26/2018 at 12:11

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I’m sure he’s a good person though # amidoingthisrite?

WilliamsSW > fintail 10/26/2018 at 12:12

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Never underestimate the power of idiots’ ability to rationalize their stupid beliefs. 

Wacko > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:12

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By looking at those stickers its safe to assume that Michel moore also got one.

fintail > WilliamsSW 10/26/2018 at 12:13

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Doing so has created this mild dystopia.  

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:14

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https://goo.gl/images/Z9MTjP

WilliamsSW > fintail 10/26/2018 at 12:17

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Pretty much that plus greed, yeah.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:17

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This is him

https://heavy.com/news/2018/10/cesar-sayoc-politics-republican-trump-magabomber/

And supposedly his twitter, and yeah it is as batshit crazy as you would expect it.

https://twitter.com/hardrock2016

He’s not white apparently based on discussions I am seeing online. Some say Hispanic/Native/American Mixed whatever so expect the MAGA spin factories to work overtime in the face of overwhelming proof to say how we was a plant by George Soros .

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/26/2018 at 12:18

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One of those “Fine people” who you find on both sides

For Sweden > fintail 10/26/2018 at 12:21

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Probably, if the aftermath of the James Hodgkinson shooting is any example.

For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/26/2018 at 12:22

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On LinkedIn, Cesar Sayoc identified himself as “Promoter, booking agent Live entertainment, owner, choreographer.

Of course.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/26/2018 at 12:23

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The Finest...

Milky > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 12:24

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If this is real, what the hell is trump going to say about it?   

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Milky 10/26/2018 at 12:27

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We’ll know when he invites him to the White House for a Presidential Pardon, possibly throw in a medal for bravery just to spite the libs.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spaceball-Two 10/26/2018 at 12:28

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So, obligatory

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/26/2018 at 12:31

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Speaking of which

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/26/2018 at 12:32

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This is so fucking perfect.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:39

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Of course...? I don’t think I follow.

Spanfeller is a twat > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/26/2018 at 12:40

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I’d say it’s an exponential relationship.

For Sweden > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 10/26/2018 at 12:44

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Think of all the entertainment promoters you have met.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:46

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Actually, a lot. My wife has been fairly successful in the music business for a decade now. Most of whom - aside from being sexist white men, which is common across all aspects of the entertainment business - are not nearly as crazy as this guys pages makes it seem he is.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/26/2018 at 12:48

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If it’s for real. Let’s let the talking heads have it for a day before we accept it.

ttyymmnn > Milky 10/26/2018 at 12:50

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Anything he wants, and his people will believe him.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > nermal 10/26/2018 at 12:53

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POLITICAL STICKERS CAN’T MELT STEEL BUMPERS!!!!!

BigBlock440 > Milky 10/26/2018 at 12:54

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If this is real, what the hell is trump going to say about it?

Wonder no more:

“I am pleased to inform you that law enforcement has apprehended the suspect and taken him into custody. It’s an incredible job by law enforcement, we’ve carried out a far reaching federal, state and local investigation to find the person or persons responsible for these events,” the president said. “These terrorizing acts are despicable and have no place in our country. I’ve instructed authorities to spare no resource or expense in finding those responsible and bringing them to swift and certain justice. We will prosecute them, him, her, whoever it may be to the fullest extent of the law.”

“We must never allow political violence to take root in America — cannot let it happen — and I’m committed in doing everything in my power as president to stop it and to stop it now,” Trump continued. “I’ve just concluded a briefing with the Department of Justice following the apprehension of the suspect. I want to applaud the FBI, Secret Service, Department of Justice, the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York, the NYPD and all law enforcement throughout the the entire country. Incredible partners. These people have worked so hard and to have done it so quickly, it’s looking for a needle in a haystack, how do you do this so quickly. They’ve done an incredible, incredible job and I want to congratulate them.”

He added: “The bottom line is that Americans must unify and we must show the world that we are united together in peace and love and harmony as fellow American citizens. There is no country like our country and every day we are showing the world just how truly great we are.”

Stef Schrader > Spaceball-Two 10/26/2018 at 12:56

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These are not the kind of frivolous, lighthearted shenanigans I’ve come to expect from Florida Man.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 12:58

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Easy, Florida and crazy people.

Tristan > fintail 10/26/2018 at 13:09

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Ooooh! Ooooh! Pick me!

Member that time a Bernie bro opened fire on a Congressional softball game and  ackshully SHOT a republican congressman?

Scaliseridge Farms remembers!

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 13:13

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Something tells me the stickers didn’t include INFOJIHADS.com or Make Assyria Great Again.

fintail > Tristan 10/26/2018 at 13:15

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It’s ok, there are good people on both sides, and the honorable Scalise always had my thoughts and prayers.

For Sweden beat you to it :)

Funktheduck > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 13:17

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Saw this truck somewhat recently. Maybe they’re related.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 10/26/2018 at 13:17

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Nothing about Florida  M an is frivolous or lighthearted

For Sweden > Funktheduck 10/26/2018 at 13:18

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A surprisingly restrained application of stickers

Tristan > fintail 10/26/2018 at 13:22

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To o slow, dagnabbit.

There are good people on both sides of the aisle... But there are also horrible, awful, despicable people everywhere.

Milky > BigBlock440 10/26/2018 at 13:34

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So just not addressing that the guy was a crazy Trump fan going after people he talks shit about.  

DipodomysDeserti > Stef Schrader 10/26/2018 at 13:44

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I mean, we’ve seen Florida Man eat a guy’s face in broad daylight.

DipodomysDeserti > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 13:46

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“Top Youth Soccer Recruits for Trump”

What?

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 13:50

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+1 Mahk

Brickman > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 13:52

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Whew... glad I drive a Chevy.   :P

For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti 10/26/2018 at 13:52

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Football has a long history of sectarian violence.

DipodomysDeserti > Funktheduck 10/26/2018 at 13:57

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“9-11 was an inside job” so I decided to keep voting Republican? 

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 10/26/2018 at 14:02

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Fuckin’ a. Reminds me of the time I witnessed a riot between Bosniaks and Mexicans...in Phoenix, Arizona. It truly is the beautiful game.

DipodomysDeserti > BigBlock440 10/26/2018 at 14:05

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He actually spoke like that? That’s the most coherent transcript of him  I’ve ever read. Hopefully he had a moment of clarity.

BigBlock440 > DipodomysDeserti 10/26/2018 at 14:22

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The article I pulled it from said it was addressing some group or another, are teleprompters still a thing?

fintail > Tristan 10/26/2018 at 14:32

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Definitely, and they are ascending to power now as much as ever.

ttyymmnn > DipodomysDeserti 10/26/2018 at 14:33

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Aren’t all those soccer kids Mexican?

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 10/26/2018 at 14:41

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I believe I said aloud “well of course it was Florida”...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/26/2018 at 14:54

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That’s a Dodge van...

Mercedes Streeter > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/26/2018 at 16:17

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No need to. It doesn’t take much work to conclude with reasonable confidence that it’s the same van.

It’s unlikely there are going to be two white Dodge Ram vans out there with insane, yet cleanly applied collages on them like this. Vehicles covered in stickers aren’t uncommon, however no two people are alike in how they apply them. Further, from aerial images you can tell that the many of the images on the right side of the van repeat to the left side.

By default, I do not   trust mainstream media on either side nowadays. As soon as the Times leaked the trans memo I decided to try to independently verify it myself. It wouldn’t be the first time a publication pointed to a bunch of evil anti-trans smoke and there wasn’t any fire to back it up. This time it appears they were right.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Brickman 10/26/2018 at 16:32

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Except it’s a Dodge...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mercedes Streeter 10/26/2018 at 16:33

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No, I’m just reserving judgment on things these days, with so much truthiness everywhere.

Mercedes Streeter > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/26/2018 at 16:34

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Fair enough. There are  so many knee-jerk reactions based on little information as well.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mercedes Streeter 10/26/2018 at 16:37

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Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. And reverse-anti-anti-opposite-conspiracy theories.

And how about Megan Kelly? I’m surprised President Trump hasn’t done any gloating yet.

DipodomysDeserti > Ash78, voting early and often 10/26/2018 at 18:23

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Or cOXïßT

Dusty Ventures > Funktheduck 10/26/2018 at 18:53

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“Infowars. ” Not even surprised

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/26/2018 at 19:03

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Turns out he’s a Filipino guy from Brooklyn.  He made up being Native American.

https://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article220680590.html